Where Have All The Smart People Gone?

I can't express how much I love Pink.
Should have given the $$ to Timberlake just to see her open.

Damn!

As if CC didn't have enough to catch Hell for lately, (loss of 12 million last quarter, 3400 employees laid off), apparently they advertised on Ann Coulter's website. It's been removed, by now.

No one around me knew who Ann Coulter was. I told them.
As I was in the middle of my Thursday-esque rant about what a complete nutcase Coulter is, the girl across the aisle chimes in.

"I actually read her book. I'm a Republican. I didn't agree with everything she said."

Why would any sane person agree with even ONE thing she's said?
Why would anyone read her books when real writers such as myself linger on the darkest bookshelves?

Grrrrr.

But about Pink?
Her album is tremendous.

It's an old song by now, but it's so funny, and appropriate, I had to post it.


Stupid Girls

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president?
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl



haha

Yay Pink!

Have a great day.