"Fiction can be fun!"

That's from 'Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.'

Jim Carrey. haha Love him!

I don't normally post twice in the same day, but I love these list type things.
Thanks FH for providing the template that I so blatantly stole here. You could sue me, but if more than a buck fifty is what you seek in damages, you're out of luck, compadre! haha

I love these things. If anyone comes across any ‘fill in the list’ things like this, send ‘em my way!
I love to answer them as silly as possible. Sometimes I’m serious about them. But it’s more fun to be a clown. ;)

I AM... Madonna’s lovechild. Well? I am! Bean and I said we should wear shirts that read, “Madonna’s first kids.”

I WANT... to have really, really good sex just once in my life. Hmm. Someone gave this answer, and I agree with it. I would add, though, “while whistling Dixie.”

I WISH... Johnny Carson were still alive. He was the bomb!

I MISS... Afros. Did they rock or what??? Bean’s brother-in-law (who was white) even had one! Hilarious!

I HEAR... a lot of garbage on the radio. If God would grant wishes, I’d spend my life promoting Tori Amos. Damn it she rules!

I HATE... salads. I can’t eat them ever since that bad experience a few weeks ago. Damned vinegar!

I LOVE... what DON’T I love? You all should know what I love by now. Muffins. I love muffins.

I WONDER... why Paula Abdul has a job.

I REGRET... spending $350 on Madonna tickets on the last tour. What a money-grubbing whore. (haha. Can you see the love/hate relationship I have with Miss M?)

I FEAR... clowns, heights, ugly people. (haha)

I DANCE... like a MF! Like a white, poorly coordinated MF.

I AM NOT ALWAYS... able to relax. Must-stop-brain-from-overthinking!

I MAKE WITH MY HANDS... the worst clay pottery you’ll ever see. I rule!

I WRITE... all the time. It’s like breathing to me. It’s the thing I’m best at. That, and the sex stuff. haha

I SING... like a hyena. Bean and I at Karaoke…fun, I say! Yet hard on the ears.

I CRY... very easily. I’m like a tap that’s been turned on, I tell ya! Damned sensitive nature! Haha Actually, I think being able to cry is a wonderful trait. Poor Bean, cannot cry. Literally cannot do it. Dead inside. Haha No, she’s not dead inside, but she’s just not able to emote like I am. To each his own, I guess.

I CONFUSE...co-workers on purpose by telling them, “Marty is not in today.”

I NEED... a shot of Bourbon, pronto.

I SHOULD... call up Dee and ramble until her machine says ‘No more room for messages.’ Bean threatens to do that, seriously. Be glad I keep her at bay, Dee!

I START...thinking, “What dumbness can I make up now?”

I FINISH... thinking, “Yep. Dumbness! Again I rule!”


Hahahaa
Just Kidding. I do not rule. Unless you count my island in the Pacific. THAT, I rule.