Tuesday, May 30, 2006

God is coming and She's pissed

Hi All,
I saw that on a bumper sticker today. :)
I also found the most awesome Rant ever, from the film 'Good Will Hunting.'
I saw it when I was flipping through the channels, lamenting the sad fact that TV is gone for three months. I saw this movie originally in the theater, when it came out nine years ago. Amazing how topical this Rant is: It applies today more than ever.

WILL has interviewed for a job that his professor set up for him.
WILL is a mathematical genius.
His therapist asks him what he thought about the interview.


WILL
Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody
puts a code on my desk, something nobody
else can break. So I take a shot at
it and maybe I break it. And I'm real
happy with myself, 'cause I did my job
well. But maybe that code was the
location of some rebel army in North
Africa or the Middle East. Once they
have that location, they bomb the
village where the rebels were hiding
and fifteen hundred people I never had
a problem with get killed.
(rapid fire)
Now the politicians are sayin' "send
in the Marines to secure the area"
'cause they don't give a shit. It
won't be their kid over there, gettin'
shot. Just like it wasn't them when
their number got called, 'cause they
were pullin' a tour in the National
Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie
takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he
comes home to find that the plant he
used to work at got exported to the
country he just got back from.
And the guy who put the shrapnel in
his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll
work for fifteen cents a day and no
bathroom breaks.
Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes
the only reason he was over there was
so we could install a government that
would sell us oil at a good price.
And of course the oil companies used
the skirmish to scare up oil prices so
they could turn a quick buck. A cute,
little ancillary benefit for them but
it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty
a gallon. And naturally they're takin'
their sweet time bringin' the oil back
and maybe even took the liberty of
hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes
to drink seven and sevens and play
slalom with the icebergs and it ain't
too long 'til he hits one, spills the
oil, and kills all the sea-life in the
North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of
work and he can't afford to drive so
he's got to walk to the job interviews
which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat the
only blue-plate special they're servin'
is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

A beat.

WILL (cont'd)
So what'd I think? I'm holdin' out
for somethin' better. I figure I'll
eliminate the middle man. Why not
just shoot my buddy, take his job and
give it to his sworn enemy, hike up
gas prices, bomb a village, club a
baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join
the National Guard? Christ, I could
be elected President.


He could be elected president, INDEED.


Not much time to write today as I am cleaning up a mess other people made.
Sigh. The things I have to do because I am responsible! Sheesh.

Have a great day!

5 comments:

David said...

Oh wow! Matt Damon and Ben Affleck really saw into the future, didn't they? I don't think anyone even knew who Dubya was at that point (except for Texans.)
Well, hope you don't have to spend your whole day cleaning up messes! (cause that would suck.)

ThursdayNext said...

Oh I LOVE that Bumper Sticker.
Damn, I want one.

Marty said...

David: It was okay. I didn't mean a literal mess. I meant that I had to follow behind and correct data errors. Good thing I have an eye for detail. ;)

Thursday: Nice to see you around! Yeah, that bumper sticker rules. ;)

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