Funny for the Day

This was on my page-a-day calendar for today:

Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....
* If you're obsessive-compulsive, please press 1...repeatedly.
* If you're co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
* If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you're paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace the call.
* If you're manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press; no one will answer.

hahaha

I thought that was great.

I'll be dialing 1. Repeatedly! haha

Some other gems from my calendar (it's called 'The Office' and is supposed to be office humor):

Your Computer Might be a Lemon if:

*The "quick" reference manual is thirty pages long.
*The manual ends with "Good Luck!"
*The only chip inside is a Dorito.

The Six Phases of Office Projects

1) Enthusiasm
2) Disillusionment
3) Panic
4) Search for the guilty
5) Punishment for the innocent
6) Praise and honors for the non-participants


Have a great day!